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Happy Birthday

happybirthday - 22/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML

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Anonymous - 25/04/2022 04:00 - United States - Brookline

Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML

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Friends and family

Anonymous - 19/08/2021 09:59

Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML

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carboncoach - 13/12/2013 17:24 - Egypt

Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML

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Jake Whitte - 06/06/2011 13:50 - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

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Ghost town

TheL1nds - - Australia - Kingswood

Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML

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birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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Trapped

Embarassed - 01/10/2025 22:00

Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML

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reallythough - 13/04/2013 18:07 - United Kingdom - Bicester

Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML

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WinglessAngel_fml 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday

kahaari 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 2:00

lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD

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Thursday 23 April 2009 5:42

happy birthday buddy, ****, go get some real friends ;)

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Thursday 23 April 2009 5:55

Happy birthday! #117 took the words right out of my mouth. You only just reminded me to check if I've now somehow missed another birthday. . . .

zoomster 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:56

Didn't you have anything else to do on your birthday besides avoid facebook? Aww Well Happy Birthday!! Hope it was good besides that..

TMLfan 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 5:59

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

rocket9 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:10

happy bday

rxxk 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:01

You have me! :) Happy Birthday!!

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Thursday 23 April 2009 6:18

Don't listen to those assholes. I hope you enjoyed your birthday.

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Thursday 23 April 2009 6:11

Wow, that sux. Happy Birthday!

FoundManyLemons 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:12

Anticipating surprises is lame. YDI.

bellwether 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 6:18

YDI for looking like Jabba the Hutt.

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