Embarrassing little secret

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML
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Outsider_77 0

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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ayooBrandon 12

They'll probably be more surprised to see he has a girl

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ahabsfan 15

At least tell us you weren't 10 storeys up. Kick his ass through the next window you see.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Them boys be secret lovers, My brown eye tells me these kinds of things.

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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

You shoulda walked out his door like a boss and say "Kiss my ass, I prefer easy way out". xD

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DocBastard 38

Your boyfriend is an asshole, and you are a doormat if you actually did as he demanded. God damn it, stand up for yourself!

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Muffin_boo 12

You don't have to be so harsh on her lol.

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twifan1901 0

Maybe he is secretly cheating on you with his room mate and told him you two broke up :) or maybe he's just embarrassed of you

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syki 22

Am I the only one that automatically assumed OP is male?

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dodgegirl23 0

nope, i thought that too!!!!

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geon_olam 17

Now that u mention i see it too; this fml makes so much more sense that way Edit: Was I the first person to ever use a semi-colon in fml?

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syki 22

No; however, you were the first to use it with otherwise ******-up grammar. :P

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lajaynay 15

Not everything in fml ******* means, "dumb the bf or gf!" **** you for being so damn dumb about shit.

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