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Embarrassing little secret

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

carebearusaf 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:57

Either OP is a guy and his "boyfriend" doesn't want his roomate to know he's gay/bi, or he's sleeping with someone else too.

notsurewhattoput 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:56

Why would you....

rachelndrws180 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 19:44

He Said That? O.O

luminis12 23

Monday 12 August 2013 8:56

You should tell your boyfriend to be proud you're his girl.

alloybaby05 18

Friday 6 February 2015 6:35

Was his roommate a girl? ?

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 2:16

and you did it? are you nuts??

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Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around on camera. I was mostly naked and putting on a show for her, when I noticed that she was looking off to the side instead of where she normally looks when she's talking to me. She was playing solitaire on her computer. FML

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Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML

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Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn’t eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML

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Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

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Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML

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