Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 440
You deserved it 108 538

Same thing different taste

Comments

Why the hell is it in your ******* shoe? Everyone knows that you should keep it clipped on the inside of your jeans, running parallel to your leg and right below your hip bone (the little bump that sticks out on your right side). Or just clipped in your pocket with the blade inside when you're in a public area that lets you have concealed knives. It's a lot faster to "draw" then from your shoe. I keep one for protection and as a tool.Pretty handy to have one, you never know when you might need one. Personally, I mostly use it to open stuff. Normal knives don't fold, and are just not sharp enough. And even then don't take a switchblade to a government building, or first declare you have a legally concealed weapon on your person so you can turn it in and get it back later. This is Texas so I assume it's legal to have a concealed switchblade because, you know, it's ******' Texas (you may get a free gun when opening a bank account!). If you don't bother to look up laws for carrying concealed weapons in your areas, you don't deserve to have one. I'm glad you got in trouble. ******* ignorant dumbass.

thrashdu2002 5

whoever you are, u rock. i chewed him out to for being a Tard.

A7X_LoVeee 10

Shit, tell us how you really feel.

claireelopezz 3
thrashdu2002 5

most of the shit on fml is fake anyways, so is this one. the one percwnt chance this is true, who the **** keeps a knife in there shoe?

wriptidez 0

im sorry ... next time leave it at home

O_0 you didn't notice a knife in your shoe?

r6_fml 4

You know, as a guy who also carries a switchblade, I can safely say you deserve it lol. Cmon man, it'd not comfortable when you keep it in your shoe, you can't forget about it.

OMNOMN0M 0

May i ask why you even had a switchblade? let alone in your shoe. how do you forget that it's in there? seems a little uncomfortable.

You should've checked yourself all over then went in. As soon as you said that you went into court expecting to walk out a free man, I knew something bad was to happen.