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Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

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You deserved it 108 538

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 885

You deserved it 3 703

Slammer

By Anonymous - 04/05/2013 01:14 - Netherlands

Today, walking by myself, I was caught up in a group of people that got arrested, and we all got fined for creating a public disturbance. When I explained I wasn't with them, the group backed me up. The police thought I was the ringleader, and now I have to go to court. FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 315

You deserved it 3 803

One law for thee…

By Ryan - 14/07/2022 14:00

Today, I found out the off-duty cop who beat my face in front of a dozen witnesses was wasn’t even charged with assault. I have court in two weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 185

By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 908

You deserved it 4 584

Paperwork and bureaucracy

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to court because I got a traffic ticket for running a red light. While I was in court, I found out it was actually for a car I had sold years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 838

You deserved it 132

Nice try

By haus - 19/01/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, I had to go to court to see whether my driver's license is suspended for an entire year. I woke up early, went to court, and everything went perfectly, with all the charges being dropped. Unfortunately, I then woke up, and am now going to be late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 296

You deserved it 31 580

Armed and not dangerous

By littledonny - 12/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 031

You deserved it 1 306

By apav - 11/06/2009 11:52 - Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 919

You deserved it 24 416

Crimefighters

By Anonymous - 03/07/2009 19:56 - Canada

Today, I was at the park with a friend when I said, "Gotta go, sorry. I've got court in an hour." The lady on the bench next to us then loudly complained how disgusting I was for being a criminal and threw her bird seed at me, dirtying my suit. I'm a lawyer with a case in an hour, not a criminal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 416

You deserved it 3 876

By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 040

You deserved it 69 982

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:17

You, sir, are a **** up.

jerome1995 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:14

Smooth.

Comments

craigi 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:34

Two years in jail for carrying one here.

Ily_Lies12 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:34

Well your just stupid

BBYgirl_22 3

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:39

NO! YOU'RE JUST STOOOPID!

neonblue120 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:37

I'm guessing the metal detectors just happen to malfunction when you went right? If not then they don't arrest you just for having it they take it away. So FYL for having to make up an FML

TN9R 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:38

buy my new inention! soap on a rope

TN9R 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:40

invention*

jrowa3957 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:38

really a switchblade?! you been in prison before dumbass?

jaminjames 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:38

If you are in jail then how do you have Internet access. Hmmmmm can someone say fake FML

jaminjames 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:46

Well you don't exactly give a criminal access to a computer

tj4234 35

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:40

how can you be unaware of a switch blade in your shoe? Wouldn't you feel it?

smhlqnick 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 0:40

You already got in trouble for something and then you run around with knives in tour shoes. To quote Antione Dodson "you are so dumb. You are really dumb". Because you are.