By Sad - 28/04/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 490
You deserved it 32

Top comments

Sorry, I was hungry. I left 5 bucks under the couch

unibrowicorn 0

your house gets robbed, and the first thing you do is go to the fridge for ice cream? please tell me that you did that AFTER you called the police...

Comments

yeahreally 6

that sucksssssss and the comic is a boy yet the op is a girl...weird

Well... The Illustration is a definite dozen steps back from the last few. And the fact that the illustrator missed that the OP was a girl kinda killed it...

Wow, and the comics had been going well for a while too. I guess every streak needs to end sometime though, and this is where the comic's ended.

Well this is some dumbshit drawer!!! ITS A FUCKEN GIRL WHO GOT ROBBED NOT A BOY!!! but i also HATE the drawing!!

Even if the fact that it says it was posted by a woman, you'd think that the whole "drown my sorrows in ice cream" bit would have given it away.

Cario 0

Hey burglary is hard work! Even thieves need a break! SRSLY: The hideout had better be close by if the robber plans on EATING the ice cream...

Sabbalabba1992 3

I don't see how it is a problem that it's a guy in the illustration. I thought the illustration was pretty good.

WAIT!!!!... what kinda ben & jerry's is it?

Lol. Well that totally sucks. ...Took your ice cream....that sucks even more. Favorited! :D

I thought this happened to a lady but it looks like a dude. go eat something else... it seems like you have a laptop to me tho