By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

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fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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XavierMedina 0

Well....tell her off

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stewie6806 4

Man **** that bitch on to the next one another year wasted lmao

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blackmetalfan 5

what an ungrateful bitch you should consider dumping her

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OneEyedZombie 0

She's an ungrateful bitch. That was a very sweet gift.

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Scrts 3

So You gave her FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES right? For a woman? What about You'd get a full glass of milk for your birthday?

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fathead123456 3

What a bitch. I wish my boyfriend would do things like that for me.

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Okayitwasme 0

Sounds like you don't know her very well!

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cBlackout 13

Give her the gift of the back of your hand

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