By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

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fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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chels1994 11

wow. sounds like an amazing gift to me...

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fishielover1124 12

Awww :( if my boyfriend does that for me on our one year, I would be so happy

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DomoLaDii 8

shes not worth it....... shes stupid

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anie01 5

OP sounds like a complete tool. Any decent boyfriend should get you flowers, bake you cookies and write you poems for no reason. I mean, if that's his idea of a top-notch anniversary gift, he probably does jack shit for her the rest of the time. Hell, my ex was about the least romantically inclined person I've ever met, and we went out to dinner all the time, baked together all the time, he left me thoughtful gifts, and he color-coded the flowers he gave me.

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FMLaddict11 6

Well don't you have a highly unrealistic romantic view on life. I guess not everybody is as lucky as you and should appreciate romantic things when it happens because it doesn't happen all the time.

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anie01 5

Actually, I left him because he took me for granted-- I did even MORE for him. Perhaps YOU treat your partners like shit and date jerks who don't give a shit about you, but I work to maintain that connection with my partner and I expect them to be thoughtful toward me too. What's wrong with you people? Have some standards.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

#354, you deserve more negative thumbs because of what you said. sometimes the one you love doesn't have to give you presents. All that matters is that your partner loves you back, nothing else. Stop being such a materialistic bitch.

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malyce 0

her real gift is droppin her off on prostitute lane. right before she gets out tell her happy anniversary you're single! and leave her there. oh and change the locks

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FMLaddict11 6

Wow I would give anything for that. She's a bit ungrateful. My one year with my boyfriend will be with him halfway around the world in Afghanistan. She is lucky to have you. You're a sweet guy and it sounds like you care about her.

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ebethsuperstar 2

Ok it was a cute thought, and her reaction is kinda bitchy, but truth be told that is like a one month gift. This girl put in a year with you, and jewelry would have been more appropriate. My bf was broke our first anniversary but still bought me pandora jewelry cause he is a real man! Besides cookies make you fat, roses die, and your poem probably sucked. Step it up!

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anie01 5

Exactly. I do all of that for my partners on a regular basis, and they do it for me too if they're worth anything. An anniversary requires more than "some" roses (couldn't even spring for the dozen?), cookies (how domestically inept are you that cookies are the challenge food?) and a poem (did it start with "roses are red"?).

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NoOneLovesYou 13

Both of you are dumb, materialistic bitches. If you seriously think a little anniversary requires extravagant gifts, you're setting yourself up for disappointment. The jewelry might last forever, but clearly your relationship won't. Eventually the guy will realize you want his money, not him. If a dinner at a fancy restaurant, roses, homemade food, and writing from the heart isn't enough for you, you don't deserve anything.

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ebethsuperstar 2

Well obviously if he is taking her to an expensive dinner he isn't poor. I am just someone who knows what she deserves ;)

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baked_goods 5

He didn't get you those things cause he's a real man, he got them cause you're a bitch. A heartfelt sentiment and thoughtfulness behind a gift are way more important that superficial gifts. I'd much rather receive something that someone poured their heart into, not their wallet.

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blackmisty 5

ur a bitch if u think that a girl needs to get on an anniversary that's just stupid an anniversary gift should come from the heart not from KAY plus i bet the cookies were delicious and the roses were beautiful. ur just another ungrateful bitch

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Bcfrmkc816 17

She don't deserve you sounds like all she wants is expensive gifts any say she's a gold digger?

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jimbobpro87 0

pffffft i hope u laughed n said "**** you" n walked out

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ashpaige93 2

what a heartless bitch...u deserve better!

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