Love: Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

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By WiltedFlower - 31/07/2009 16:02 - United States

Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML

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Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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By igiveup - 21/12/2012 03:31 - Australia - Sydney

Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, it was my two-and-a-half year anniversary with my girlfriend, a small but noble occasion. She surprised me with an invention of hers, a plate of triple-chocolate double-mint cookies topped with Andes mints. I surprised her by crashing her new Mustang into a cement divider. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 18:00

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML

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ohmandapants 16

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:11

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

fanceh 10

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:15

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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bighood24 17

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:25

What a selfish ungrateful bitch, if I were you I would have taken it all back, and taken her home since she's that unappreciative

Sean3333 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:28

Dude girls expect sooooo much out of us guys on a first date or anything. It's pretty pathetic.

BellaMarta 19

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:32

that bitch.

Sean3333 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:32

He shouldn't have to clarify anything. She should just be grateful that he even did anything on the anniversary.

TheNotoriousOne 1

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:33

It is kinda cheap dude

Sean3333 0

Sunday 13 November 2011 20:47

No it wasn't

coling 0

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:37

U should of told her wait till we get home

TheJawsman 18

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:38

Selfish *itch...drop her.

geekstinkbreath 9

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:43

Gold digger. |:

megaflops 12

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:44

wow your so sweet

ignantxxxninja 2

Thursday 10 November 2011 5:46

the real gift? well, it's kinda soft right now, we have to warm it up later

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