By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 20:00 - Canada

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
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ohmandapants 16

What an ungrateful bitch. I wouldn't take that bullshit if I were you.

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fanceh 10

That's when you take the shit back, hand her a breadstick and tell her to wait in the ******* car while you enjoy your dinner.

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TFink_67 0

That's some bullshit, you need to get rid of that bitch

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azrial897 0

That's just sad. You did something sweet and thoughtful. She should be grateful that she has a boyfriend who does stuff like that.

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Phatkiller 1

either start spending more money on her or find some one who will appriciate the little things, "Now i aint saying she a golddigger... but she aint messing with no broke..."

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Sawprophet 3

Tell her it's in the dumpster. Either way they'll both be in there soon I'd assume.

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suprmidgt 0

That sucks but lots of women are creeped out by poetry.

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TeenieAmerica 9

Yeah, but she shouldn't be creeped out if they're been dating for a year.

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mojo87 14

Haha, clearly people have pretty different expectations. I've known more than enough guys that would do what OP did for their girlfriends, way before their first anniversary. Perhaps, OP's girlfriend just wanted something that she could keep as reminder from the special night. Anyway, for all we know, OP's girlfriend might have been playfully teasing him about the "real gift" and he just took her seriously.

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anie01 5

Exactly. This is the kind of thoughtfulness that ANY partner should do for their partner ON A REGULAR BASIS-- not just for anniversaries! He must not do ANYTHING for her the rest of the year. It's pathetic.

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mojo87 14

I'm guessing the people here who are voting down such comments, have never had their partners do nice things for them. Maybe you should all start trying to do more nice things for your partners and everyone will be happier for it.

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joy_nash 7

wow what an ungrateful person :/ i hope she was joking!!

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