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Xmykiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 26 April 2014 05:57 / Canada

Today, an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick, it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding, and that she'd been mislead. FML

By stickyservice - / Saturday 26 April 2014 01:21 / United Kingdom - Solihull

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

By fuckyouharddad / Tuesday 15 April 2014 19:24 / United States - Sacramento

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

By wondercat40 / Thursday 24 April 2014 21:19 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 April 2014 00:14 / United States - Wrightsville