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Thewcloner's favorite FMLs

Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML

By JRock / Sunday 22 February 2009 20:41 / United States

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 4 August 2013 03:29 / United States - Newark

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

By needsnewshorts - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 01:42 / United States - San Clemente

Today, I dressed up as Batman for a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker for the same convention. FML

By ironies a b*tch / Saturday 13 April 2013 05:04 / United States - Chatham

Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

By je_regrette_tout - / Saturday 9 March 2013 18:50 / France - Livry-gargan