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Trumpet player. Generally using the app. Xbox. Blah blah blah. Sirinz.org you fucking slut.
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Teh_uber_muffin's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 21 March 2009 04:46 / United States

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 25 June 2012 22:08 / Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

By BigMoney / Wednesday 7 September 2011 17:25 / United States

Today, I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled hotdog across my face and kicked me in the groin, accusing me of stealing her wallet. I was kept at the police station for 3 hours. FML

By fmlsrslyahhh / Tuesday 6 September 2011 19:40 / Singapore

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

By purpleivy - / Tuesday 6 September 2011 18:53 / United States