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Today, I was chatting with my mother. She was telling me about some new mouthwash she recently got, and the moment the word "gargle" escaped her lips, my husband muttered just a little too loudly from the kitchen, "How about gargling my balls instead, bitch." Our family is now at war. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 December 2013 20:39 / United States

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

By MeanMother / Thursday 28 June 2012 20:29 / United States - Saint Louis

Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

By areyouserious / Wednesday 29 February 2012 10:36 / United States

Today, my husband and I went to our first counseling sessions, where the main focus was communication. When the therapist called us in together to discuss techniques we could use at home, my husband looked around, rolled his eyes, and responded with, "Uh huh" to every question. FML

By atsukobo - / Thursday 23 February 2012 07:59 / United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

By daddy-o / Wednesday 14 March 2012 07:51 / United States