About Rekege
20yo Swede. I have someone who makes me smile. :)
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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    29%
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    60%
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    26%
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
    100%
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Rekege's favorite FMLs

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

By notgoodenough / Friday 25 November 2011 17:20 / United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 05:38 / Canada

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

By redhanded - / Saturday 28 May 2011 09:24 / United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

By anonymous / Monday 21 February 2011 05:01 /

Today, I gave a safe sex speech to teens at my local high school. This was just ten minutes after my girlfriend had texted me, telling me she's pregnant. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 19 February 2011 14:51 / Ireland