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Pancake_mixx's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    48%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    12%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    24%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    83%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Pancake_mixx's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2011 16:21 / United Kingdom

Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 21 September 2010 22:07 / United States

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 4 October 2010 21:42 / Canada

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

By AlexaSt2611 - / Wednesday 25 August 2010 00:08 / Paraguay

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

By screaming monkey / Wednesday 4 April 2012 10:13 / United Kingdom - Whitton