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Obeyelisia's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

By bdutton - / Friday 24 April 2009 20:10 / United States

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Valencia

Today, I finally hooked up with the girl of my dreams. We went back to her place, and I explored every inch of her body; luscious lips, hourglass curves, genital warts... The worst part was when she got angry when I refused to continue, shouting, "No wonder you're still a virgin!" FML

By checkup - / Sunday 15 July 2012 00:50 / United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 05:38 / Canada

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

By Nxydolli - / Friday 29 April 2011 19:34 / United Kingdom