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Newburton13's favorite FMLs

Today, on an important call with a potential employer, he began to speak quieter and quieter until I couldn't hear him at all. When I finally hung up after waiting for 5 minutes, I realized that I had been pressing down on the volume button. FML

By jkmartinjk / Wednesday 28 November 2012 04:58 / Canada - Chilliwack

Today, my girlfriend started bawling, saying that our relationship wouldn't work. Why? Because if Justin and Selena can't do it, no one can. FML

By nonbelieber - / Monday 26 November 2012 00:55 / United States - Keenesburg

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

By JaneDoe - / Thursday 4 April 2013 02:51 / United States - Salisbury

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML

By imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 01:41 / United States - San Mateo

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

By bleach bleach bleach - / Sunday 22 December 2013 17:22 / United States - Las Vegas