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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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Motherpuncher's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML

By WasNotAdopted - / Tuesday 28 April 2015 13:26 / United States - San Francisco

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

By bleue / Thursday 23 April 2015 12:27 / France - Montberon

Today, after several sleepless nights full of crying, I went to my university's free help center. After telling the psychologist my problems and asking what to do, he looked at me blankly and said, "Uh, it's not depression, I guess. You should go out more and, like, party some more." FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 3 March 2015 22:02 / Germany - Lahr

Today, while laughing at a jogger that fell down while running, I choked on my French fries. They had to give me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

By teapotrevolt / Monday 2 March 2015 20:40 / Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I met my new roommate. I hadn't even gotten her name yet, because the first thing she said to me instead was that she wanted to hang her confederate flag on the wall. I'm black. FML

By okay17 / Monday 29 December 2015 05:00 / United States