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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Mominzed's favorite FMLs

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

By Tancred - / Thursday 15 September 2011 07:36 / Canada

Today, at 7am, I was woken up by a telemarketer. He tried to sell me a bedroom set containing "a comfortable pillow and goose feather cover". I was working the graveyard shift and had only just gotten to sleep an hour earlier. FML

By kareltje - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:50 / Netherlands

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

By jumpedjogger / Wednesday 14 September 2011 08:34 / United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

By wf / Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:11 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

By ohmaigawd - / Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:59 / Argentina