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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • A new thumb

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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • One more and it's business time

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Kimbalu07's favorite FMLs

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

By wwasmer - / Friday 27 February 2009 17:43 / United States

Today, I was working the dart game at my local amusement park when a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicated, and they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

By hawksbc - / Wednesday 28 November 2012 15:14 / United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I was watching a video from the 80s on sexual dysfunctions, and I noticed that one of the boys in the film looked strangely like my dad when he was younger. After a little investigation, I now know that in his youth, my dad had a crippling masturbation problem. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 November 2012 21:04 / Sweden - ?rsta

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

By lobstercola / Saturday 24 November 2012 16:35 / Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 24 November 2012 13:59 / United States