About Ilovesarcasm
36, Pagan Witch, married, two cats. Super Freak. Cannot stand bad grammar, poor diction, nor outright idiocy. It doesn't mean I'll comment on it though. Natural selection will prevail, be patient young ones. I like artichokes. Sarcastic as hell, thus my username. Most of the time I'm kidding... MOST of the time... I have no filter and a horribly indecent sense of humor. I like to read. Movie dork. Old school Rock and Roll lover. It's okay to message me, but I bite and it'll take me awhile to get back to you. I like peanut butter. Meow.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • It's in the can!

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    92%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    75%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    69%
  • 50 favorites

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    12%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    6%
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Ilovesarcasm's favorite FMLs
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