About Ilikeapplejuice
Seventeen. And I love the Ramones :) Dunno what else to say.
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Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

By kindgartin - / Saturday 23 April 2011 09:26 / Canada

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

By ZAS - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

By sal - / Sunday 19 August 2012 02:48 / United States - Rexburg

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

By cherknobil - / Sunday 29 July 2012 05:15 / United States - Santa Monica

Today, while getting ready to go to bed, I told my boyfriend that I feel depressed due to the lack of intimacy in our relationship. His response was to roll over, fall asleep, and send a deadly fart my way. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 29 July 2012 04:25 / Denmark - Frederiksberg