About Hippyhopgirl
Don't do drugs because you'll eat someones face.
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Hippyhopgirl's favorite FMLs

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

By isuckatlife - / Sunday 22 February 2009 03:16 / United States

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

By Operation Yewtree here I come - / Friday 26 September 2014 20:40 / United Kingdom - London

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

By HappilyNeverAfter / Thursday 18 September 2014 03:14 / Canada - Port Perry

Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. 10 minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's asscrack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML

By FUCK YOU - / Friday 8 August 2014 21:29 / United States

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML

By sirphilmckraken - / Friday 8 August 2014 17:30 / United Kingdom - London