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Hi. My name is Stacey. I tend to be told by others that I'm quite intelligent and I hope to be a lawyer. Now that FML has messages, I must say that there is no excuse that you shouldn't message me. So.. leave one(:
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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

By treegirl - / Sunday 26 July 2009 05:57 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 04:20 / Canada
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By keeks_25 - / Friday 8 May 2009 20:53 / Canada

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States