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Eveoftherivers's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

By Subliminal message - / Sunday 19 January 2014 23:21 / Switzerland

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

By sausages - / Friday 17 January 2014 20:56 / Macedonia - Skopje

Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML

By Fire sucks. - / Friday 17 January 2014 03:42 / United States

Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML

By DisturbedMan - / Wednesday 15 January 2014 22:29 / United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

By foreveralone / Monday 13 January 2014 01:00 / United States - Franklin Park