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Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML

By bananaman / Monday 11 April 2011 20:07 / United Kingdom

Today, my husband's 70-year-old uncle came for a visit. Since we only have 2 bedrooms, we set him up in our daughter's room. Later, I glanced into the room and saw him masturbating in her bed. FML

By okaydisarray - / Saturday 4 July 2015 02:31 / United States - Dayton

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 4 July 2015 01:12 / United States

Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML

By Caligirl1996 - / Tuesday 9 June 2015 06:10 / United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out the reason my co-workers have been giving me gum every day is not because of their generosity, but because everyone in the office thinks my breath smells. FML

By smellynelly - / Sunday 17 May 2015 16:13 / United States - Buffalo