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Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML

By thissucks - / Saturday 20 June 2009 01:12 / United States

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

By nmaidkieavg / Tuesday 25 January 2011 06:13 /

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

By moxy / Monday 24 January 2011 15:00 /

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

By shadowfigure - / Sunday 23 January 2011 05:47 / United States

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

By ash - / Friday 14 January 2011 18:22 / United States