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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    35%
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    97%
  • YDI Master

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Bjobabygirl's favorite FMLs

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 18 August 2013 20:13 / Germany - Koblenz

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 27 March 2013 23:55 / United States - Honolulu

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

By Wititipwitpwit / Wednesday 21 January 2009 10:03 / France

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:47 / France - Montpellier

Today, I moved in with my new dorm mate. I'm prone to very frequent panic attacks that can only be alleviated by cold air. My roommate is severely anemic, and has violent shivering fits when the temperature is below 80. No matter what, one of us is always shaking uncontrollably. FML

By Chuffberry / Saturday 16 February 2013 08:47 / United States - Fort Collins