About Zero22120
Reading about everyone's miserable day makes mine just a touch brighter! Love: -Photography -My amazing tortoise -Stormy days -Tea -Stumble upon -A good laugh -Coffee Hate: -Small children who think they know what life's about -Autocorrect -People who don't understand sarcasm -Ruining your favorite jeans :(
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Zero22120's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hit by a car. My sister ran to see if her phone I was carrying in my purse was okay. She screamed at me while I lay in the street because I was so dumb, and that I couldn't even watch for cars. Her screen was cracked. I had to call 911 for myself. FML

By hockey9797 - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 19:50 / United States

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

By ss / Tuesday 6 September 2011 13:17 / Australia

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 14:12 / United States

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

By KJL / Monday 29 August 2011 15:38 / United States

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

By sad child / Saturday 27 August 2011 07:45 / United States