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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

By Noname / Thursday 26 February 2009 15:30 / United States

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

By Mike / Monday 25 April 2011 21:39 /

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

By sadcase / Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:01 / Australia

Today, while serving drinks at work to a group of people getting tipsy on wine, I joked about it being obvious who the designated driver was to the only gentleman who'd been religiously sticking to coke all night. He coldly informed me that he was a recovering alcoholic. FML

By AwkwardWaitress - / Sunday 20 March 2011 23:29 / United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

By Aled - / Thursday 17 February 2011 16:33 / United Kingdom