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Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

By APetsPet - / Monday 5 October 2009 19:23 / United States

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I've been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I'm allergic to sweat. I'm a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a sauna and steam room installed in my house. FML

By FilthyIke - / Friday 21 August 2009 20:17 / Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking in my backyard. All I was wearing were my boxers and one sock. I staggered up to see my car halfway through my garage wall with a note saying "Sorry Dude". FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 5 October 2009 05:11 / Canada

Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML

By jonhapimp - / Friday 21 August 2009 20:44 / United States