About Snow_daisy
My whole life could be considered an FML. Truth.
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Snow_daisy's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    39%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    38%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    75%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    31%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    154%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Snow_daisy's favorite FMLs

Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML

By Crashburn - / Monday 16 January 2012 11:09 / United Kingdom

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

By caught / Monday 9 January 2012 00:43 / United States

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

By Ixi_the_pixie / Friday 6 January 2012 16:16 / United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 January 2012 17:30 / United States

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

By blegh - / Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:50 / United Kingdom