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I love cats and weed.
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Simplypaige420's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

By Emliy - / Friday 1 August 2014 05:06 / United States - Malta

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

By NoSexForMe - / Sunday 13 July 2014 07:46 / United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML

By gracezering / Tuesday 17 June 2014 11:45 / United States - Jeffersonville

Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML

By GimmeLaCoffee - / Thursday 15 May 2014 13:03 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 May 2014 22:11 / Sweden - Lidk?ping