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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    80%
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    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • One more and it's business time

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Omgsometoast's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

By Sniffles - / Saturday 26 April 2014 12:28 / Ireland

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 26 April 2014 05:57 / Canada

Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

By anon / Monday 15 October 2012 19:00 / United States - Poquoson

Today, I walked in on my son holding a lighter to the end of a pen and sniffing the fumes. Apparently he thought it would get him high. FML

By wah wah "you raised him" - / Tuesday 22 April 2014 18:59 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 19 February 2013 07:55 / Australia - Wahroonga