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I read FML when I'm blue, red and in between, which would make me purple if you think about it.
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Nowaylady's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 03:45 / France

Today, I was waiting at the bus stop and noticed a girl that I played netball with. I ran across the road to meet her and she ran across the car park to meet me. We hugged and looked at each other slowly backing away as we both realised that we didn't know each other. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 11 March 2014 00:26 / United Kingdom

Today, I ran into a friend I hadn't seen in a while, but I had heard she was pregnant. I rubbed her belly and asked when she was due. She slowly backed away, giving me a weird look and said, "Two months ago." FML

By kitty91 - / Monday 3 March 2014 01:14 / United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML

By Anonymous / Friday 24 January 2014 05:32 / United States - Hackensack

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

By anon / Thursday 26 December 2013 12:08 / Australia