About Mritalia
Hey! say hello for a chat. I'm pretty easy going happy person.
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Mritalia's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 September 2013 05:40 / United States - Brandon

Today, I realized that it's become a regular occurrence for my mother and me to talk about our pubic hair. I don't know which is worse: the fact that I know she shaves it, or the fact that we even talk about this stuff. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 17:44 / Canada - Mississauga

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

By embarrassedmom / Saturday 31 August 2013 23:48 / United States

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

By heartbroken / Monday 9 September 2013 07:19 / United States - Cupertino

Today, we went boating with friends. For some reason the bottom of our tube deflated, causing me to be bounced roughly up and down on the water. As a result, I had the most intense orgasm of my entire life, while sitting 2 inches away from my dad's friend. He definitely noticed. FML

By SplishSplash - / Sunday 1 September 2013 01:21 / United States