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By Shoes - / Friday 12 June 2009 05:33 / United States
By Baggabbles123 - / Monday 8 June 2009 23:24 / Canada
By OhGeez - / Monday 8 June 2009 19:41 / Canada

Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 12 May 2009 17:39 / United States
By sucks / Thursday 12 March 2009 17:53 / United States