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Lordweezy's favorite FMLs

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

By Elisa_LmR - / Friday 3 January 2014 23:28 / France

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 November 2013 20:23 / Ireland

Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 October 2013 11:45 / United States - Monroe

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

By Kyra.45 - / Thursday 3 October 2013 22:46 / United States - Troy

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

By scared shitless in ohio - / Wednesday 25 September 2013 20:02 / United States - Dublin