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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • The rules are the rules

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    6%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    43%
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Loff's favorite FMLs

Today, one of the guys I work with ran his finger down the back of my shirt and said, "Just checking to see if you're wearing a bra today". FML

By SteamyPenguin - / Friday 13 March 2015 15:04 / Australia - Granville

Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML

By Bonecrusher - / Friday 27 March 2015 22:50 / United States - Sonoma

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 30 January 2015 21:15 / United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a big meeting at work. The CEO was reaming the hell out of us for our recent poor profits, when I accidentally let rip a vile fart. I was then subjected to a 10 minute tirade of abuse for "trying to be a funny man", and told that whatever small chance I had for a promotion is now gone. FML

By screwedupfuck - / Friday 27 March 2015 21:19 / United States - Lowell

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 30 January 2015 20:16 / United States