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I love to live the big life, sadly getting up there isn't as easy at looks in the movies.
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Like_a_shadow's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By and the truth comes out - / Tuesday 22 July 2014 08:44 / Canada - Courtenay
By soontobedivorced - / Sunday 19 April 2009 04:05 / United States
By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 28 March 2009 20:18 / United States