About Lesbier

I am a Lesbian, get over yourself if you don't like that. I'm short, I'm blond, and I don't give a hairy rat's ass if you don't like my opinions. My girlfriend and I do actually own 14 cats and two dogs. They are a handful. We did not actually intend to have this many, but did not have the heart to turn any of them away when they came to us. When I post an FML a lot of the time it's about them. I call them my kids. It's basically the same anyway...

Lesbier's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Lesbier's favorite FMLs