About Enigmind
Things I like doing are reading books, listening to music (Rock, neo classical and some other stuff), watching series (Hannibal, House MD. House of cards, Sherlock and...), sometimes drawing or even saying poems and... thinking. See, I mentioned thinking because it's important to me, thinking makes us who we are. Some say that my thinking system is different or maybe even weird and honestly, I don't think they're wrong. I'm also interested in biology, psychology and philosophy (which provide a lot of great subjects for debate and discussion). Finally, I'm a pharmacy student. Kik: AMJ_3rdPerson Kik me or message me if you like.
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Enigmind's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By mszoe / Sunday 1 March 2015 06:05 / United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - / Friday 20 February 2015 21:26 / United States - Moorpark
By TheKingKen - / Friday 13 February 2015 08:40 / Australia - Perth
By I'm screwed / Tuesday 27 January 2015 23:46 / United States - King Of Prussia