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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • I like your style

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • The Mixer

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    46%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    17%
  • 50 favorites

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    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    100%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    9%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    34%
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Jusradz's favorite FMLs

Today, after telling my audience of preschoolers and parents that I'd been performing magic since I was a kid in 1995, a 4-year-old got more laughter and applause than I did in my entire act by gasping, "1995? You should be dead by now!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 24 March 2015 20:52 / United States - Carlsbad

Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML

By AchievementUnlocked? / Saturday 19 October 2013 07:30 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 11 April 2013 15:42 / United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML

By anonymous / Monday 21 December 2009 19:23 / United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

By Noname - / Monday 2 March 2009 14:07 / United States