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Indystructable's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter told me I should have had an abortion or given her up for adoption because I wouldn't buy her a pair of $300 shoes to impress her friends. She's only 13. FML

By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - / Friday 12 May 2017 14:51 /

Today I discovered the source of the foul smell in my garage. My freezer shit the bed with 50 pounds of meat in it. FML

By jcarter25 - / Friday 12 May 2017 17:16 /

Today, I won a gruelling fitness competition, only to find out the mystery prize was a voucher to get 10 free spray tans. I'm black. FML

By disappointedjamaican / Sunday 31 August 2014 18:44 / United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was at my little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet, and in the middle of her solo, her phone started ringing. She decided to stop, check her phone, and continue playing. FML

By Aberrombie Blue / Thursday 18 April 2013 23:01 / United States - Durham

Today, I had a fight with my sister, who lives with me. The reason? She demanded that I made her a steak pie at 9pm, after she had already eaten dinner. She's 20 and has been crying in her room ever since. FML

By - / Saturday 21 January 2017 18:00 /