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Ilovemyxbox's favorite FMLs

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

By anonymous / Monday 21 June 2010 12:21 / France

Today, I was at the orthodontist. As the lady was clipping my brackets, she missed and clipped my gums instead. She looked at me and said, "Oh sorry, you're bleeding really badly. See, I got these fake nails put on and I guess I'm just not used to them. Let me try again." She missed. FML

By BracesSuck - / Thursday 9 April 2009 12:33 / United States

Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

By chanclepants / Wednesday 27 January 2010 13:35 / France

Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 24 April 2011 23:49 / United States

Today, while shopping at American Eagle, I found the same "$1,500" wedding ring my fiancé proposed to me with, marked on sale for $10.95. FML

By kyla / Sunday 24 April 2011 05:56 / United States