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Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 January 2015 21:16 / United States - Newark

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

By .__. - / Sunday 7 December 2014 08:10 / United Kingdom - Wembley

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML

By justme / Saturday 2 November 2013 13:21 / United States - Alliance

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

By Sub - / Friday 4 December 2009 01:14 / United States

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 15 July 2009 08:09 / United States