About Ffpulley

I'm a Professional Firefighter. My favorite bands are 5 Finger Death Punch, Slipknot, Seether, Bullet for My Valentine, A7X and Black Label Society (Zakk Wylde is a guitar god) I'm in to Crossfit and I fight in charity boxing tournament. I hate it when people complain about how much their life sucks. Guess what, it could always be worse. Suck it up and deal with it. WHO DAT! DEFEND NEW ORLEANS Feel free to message me.

Ffpulley's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    2%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    6%
  • 32_badgename

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    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • 33_badgename

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    80%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    79%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    2%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we can understand why.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
    47%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    81%
  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    1%
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