About Dreamcatcher1229
Personal assistant, student, published writer (newspaper), aspiring teacher, PhD someday, devoted wife, best friend, family comes first. I promote peace, love, respect, intelligence, and understanding.
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Dreamcatcher1229's FML badges
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
  • I never take things to heart

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  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    16%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • Picture this FML

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    25%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    28%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    22%
  • Socialite

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  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Dreamcatcher1229's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

By Craigslist is Evil. / Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:12 / United States - Dickson

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 13:23 / Canada - Calgary

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

By heartbroken / Monday 9 September 2013 07:19 / United States - Cupertino

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

By BabeRuth - / Friday 20 September 2013 15:33 / United States

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

By hoolagirl4422 - / Friday 20 September 2013 11:23 / Hong Kong - Kennedy Town