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You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

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You should have followed that up with the statement "unless you aren't man enough to make that happen". Would have loved to see his face then.

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If I was OP I would have followed that up with "and I ain't no holla back girl", winked, and walked away. Well, that's at least what I do when I get flustered by a cute girl. It works every time, they never call me back!

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Reminds me of true pick up line " how r the kids? Oh wait, that's the future" . Or something similar anyways

That's when you just look in his eyes with a creepy smile until he walks away. Maybe even drool a little, that's optional though.

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That's terrible advice. I find that following them home, leaving anonymous letters in their mailbox, and looking into their house from the bushes works better. I know my crush's daily routine. Everything from the time he gets up to what he like to eat for breakfast. Do the same and he will be so surprised to find out that you know so much about him that he has no choice but to love you, OP.

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12, perfect idea. I'll be sure to take notes. That way OP and her crush can truly become one and he will see that they were made for each other.

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Soon enough you'll be able to introduce him to your collection of his hair you've been dutifully categorizing over the years, labeled with the exact date, time, and what he was doing each event you collected a hair sample. Just make sure you're excitedly anticipating him popping the question right after!

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You only collect their hair.... Damn I guess the nail clippings a collected is just to much.... It makes me look like a stalker doesn't it?

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#15, so if she bumps into that same cute guy, she can use the smooth line, "If we got married, I wouldn't have to change my name!" That'll work.

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#15, yeah, it is. You'd better tell your friend some girl on FML was trying to hit on her husband!

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